Thursday, June 12, 2008

Fight Cub


In "I Can't Make This Crap Up" news: The daughter of Star Wars creator/defiler George Lucas just completed her very first public mixed martial arts fight. It happened over the weekend in Auckland, New Zealand, where she fought under the stage name Amanda "Powerhouse" Lucas.

So George, now do you see what a really embarrassing sequel can do to a successful franchise?

(Defamer: Getting to Know Your Extreme Fighting Children of Legendary Hollywood Superproducers/6.10.08)

3 comments:

VOTAR said...

"JABBA TOWANGA DOOWAH CHEENABBA POO DOO DABOONAH SOLO!!

HAUGH HAUGH HAUGH HAUGH......"

MataHari said...

I was going to say something, but jeez, I don't want her to find me and kill me in my sleep.

Alex said...

Lucas is actually taking it another step further to ruin the franchise: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185834/