It usually takes these douchebags 6 years to finish college. After all that expense they usually return home to manage daddy's car dealership in shithaven conneticut or asswater new jersey
The basics: Fell into TV news 16 years ago and remained there until CNN fired me for what you're reading right now. During my somewhat illustrious and certainly notorious career, I've been a producer and manager at the local and network levels in Miami, Los Angeles and New York. I have two Emmys to my name as well as a Golden Mic Award, none of which mitigates the fact that I'm an insufferable wise-ass who doesn't mind being an occasional nuisance to authority figures. I live in New York City with my wife -- a beautiful, brilliant and extraordinarily patient woman named Jayne. I wake up every morning baffled as to why America hasn't deported George Bush and Dick Cheney, Hollywood hasn't stopped trying to convince me that Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive, gullible soccer moms haven't realized that they share absolutely no kinship with Oprah, and Fox canceled Firefly. I'm a regular contributor to the Huffington Post, 23/6 and Pajiba.com. By all means, feel free to pester me at: deusexmalcontent@gmail.com.
7 comments:
This is a composite of EVERY guy I dated from ZBT back at UM.
I have the heebee geebees on so many levels.
Caren
I guess the Star of David necklace is hidden by his pink t-shirt.
I still think it all lives in the facial expression.
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Great, now my pot cost has increased.
I have been and will keep on popping my collar.
Go ahead call me a douche bag, it goes nicely with my pomped hair.
It usually takes these douchebags 6 years to finish college. After all that expense they usually return home to manage daddy's car dealership in shithaven conneticut or asswater new jersey
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