Blessed are the zombies, for they shall eat of my flesh and drink of my blood. Blessed too, are the artists for they shall conceptualize the whole sick truth that is communion.
The basics: Fell into TV news 16 years ago and remained there until CNN fired me for what you're reading right now. During my somewhat illustrious and certainly notorious career, I've been a producer and manager at the local and network levels in Miami, Los Angeles and New York. I have two Emmys to my name as well as a Golden Mic Award, none of which mitigates the fact that I'm an insufferable wise-ass who doesn't mind being an occasional nuisance to authority figures. I live in New York City with my wife -- a beautiful, brilliant and extraordinarily patient woman named Jayne. I wake up every morning baffled as to why America hasn't deported George Bush and Dick Cheney, Hollywood hasn't stopped trying to convince me that Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive, gullible soccer moms haven't realized that they share absolutely no kinship with Oprah, and Fox canceled Firefly. I'm a regular contributor to the Huffington Post, 23/6 and Pajiba.com. By all means, feel free to pester me at: deusexmalcontent@gmail.com.
4 comments:
WoW, did the pull him from the Lions cage or what?
I am unable to put into words how wonderfully awesome that was.
Blessed are the zombies, for they shall eat of my flesh and drink of my blood. Blessed too, are the artists for they shall conceptualize the whole sick truth that is communion.
Oh yeah.
That oughta do it.
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