Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Meet the Bluthauch


Reason #4,080 why I've grown to love MySpace:

BLUTHAUCH! (emphasis mine, because, well, you kind of have to, right?)

He's a kid from somewhere in Germany that I'm now determined to make into a cult hero in the U.S. He requested my "friendship" today and of course I just couldn't turn him down -- not with a profile picture like the one to the left.

Needless to say, he's a musician -- making the kind of music that, in the grand tradition of German industrial death metal, sounds like Satan torturing Joseph Goebbels with a belt-sander and requires that he look at all times like the Dictionary of Goth-Metal clichés (circa 1989) just threw up on him.

In other words, he deserves to be huge here in the states. HUGE I tell you.

Do yourself a favor and go to his MySpace site and check out to the soon-to-be-worldwide-hit-single God and Suicide, as well as the incomparable Eingefroren.

Tell him Chez sent you.

And remember the name: BLUTHAUCH! (Say it out loud and watch your horses go fucking bananas.)

Now if we could just figure out a way to get him to go on tour with this guy, we'd be set.

18 comments:

Bryan said...

My ears are bleeding!

Ryan Speck said...

Bonus points for name-dropping industrial...


Poor kid. Someone needs to get him another 4 MIDI instruments.

schwa242 said...

I didn't know Casio keyboards now came with a deathrock demo button

largo said...

Master race my ass.

Prophet of Ra said...

my name...

is frau BLUTHAUCH!!!

Blade said...

He and Rob Halford apparently shop at the same places

VOTAR said...

Does he have a respiratory allergy? Or did he just come from painting the inside of his house (all black, of course).

He's brutal and black and all, but he's no Witch Taint

Vanessa said...

Holy Edward Scissorhands Batman! Wow. And way to rock a Young Frankenstein reference. Oddly, it's the second one I've heard today....

Stephen said...

He'll never hold a candle to Turbonegro.

Maxine Dangerous said...

He definitely needs to tour with Yanni, pronto!

Boo said...

Love YF. I can quote it completely. So yay.

And BLUTHAUCH! is awesome. My brother will love this guy.

Samuel said...

Meh. His name is a direct rip-off of Der Blutarsch* (rough translation: The Bloody Ass).



*Note: I'm not a huge fan, but it's directly connected to some of the other stuff I listen to.

Anonymous said...

So I just clicked the pause button on Soul Station featuring Hank Mobley, Art Blakey, Wynton Kelly and Paul Chambers...so I could listen to that.

Ms. Mix & Bitch said...

Why don't you ever give ME press like this!!!!

Ms. Mix & Bitch said...

Why don't you ever give ME press like this!!!!

Fifth Generation Leftist said...

I bet the horses are going crazy all over Bavaria.

Jess said...

Haha, I didn't know The Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in a band. Awesome.

tchotch said...

I see what the problem is, Chez: you're not supposed to swallow the mouthwash. It's affecting your judgment.