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Happy Mother's Day, Jaynie.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
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- Chez
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- The basics: Fell into TV news 16 years ago and remained there until CNN fired me for what you're reading right now. During my somewhat illustrious and certainly notorious career, I've been a producer and manager at the local and network levels in Miami, Los Angeles and New York. I have a couple of Emmys to my name as well as a Golden Mic Award, none of which mitigates the fact that I'm an insufferable wise-ass who doesn't mind being an occasional nuisance to authority figures. I live in New York City with my wife -- a beautiful, brilliant and extraordinarily patient woman named Jayne. I wake up every morning baffled as to why America hasn't deported George Bush and Dick Cheney, Hollywood hasn't stopped trying to convince me that Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive, gullible soccer moms haven't realized that they share absolutely no kinship with Oprah, and Fox canceled Firefly. I'm a regular contributor to The Huffington Post, 23/6, "The Morning Briefing" on XM Radio Channel 130, and Pajiba.com. By all means, feel free to pester me at: deusexmalcontent@gmail.com.
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17 comments:
Happy Mommy's day to your and yours!
I don't care how joyous of an occassion it is, pregnant women always frighten me. Like...always. C'mon, there's another person in there! That's just damn weird.
So glad I'm a gay guy...
Beautiful. Happy Mother's Day, Jayne, and next year's will be even more wonderful!
Uhm...Nice contrast with the clown car post, dude.
Can't help but laugh at slim's comment, but I did come over here to say: Beautiful picture.
Only 16 more to catch up to the Duggars
You're damn right she's got another person in there, which is all the more reason to celebrate the awesomeness that is a mom.
Congrats to the both of you.
So beautiful! Its a day late but happy mothers day! Congrats on the baby!
such a gorgeous photo! i told you she should be one of those pregnant models... not like on a regular basis or anything ... oh, you know what i mean.
Wow. Jayne is gorgeous. Pregnancy becomes her. Happy belated mother's day!
Jayne, you are officially the second-most-beautiful pregnant non-celebrity in my experience (sorry, Mrs. Blue has to be #1). The glow is coming through in the photo so much that I've got spots dancing around in my field of vision.
Thank you for the sweet comments!
Wow Chez, you sure married up. You must have a big.....bank account or something.
so excited for you...
Jayne, you glow. Such a lovely photo. I've said it before, but congratulations to you both.
Will it be ready in time for Thanksgiving?
It looks like it's gonna be delicious.
Liz says....
You did it! You finally did it! I am so happy for you Chez! You are going to be such a great daddy. Jayne looks so lovely. I can't tell you how thrilled I am for the both of you.
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