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Come on -- I dare you.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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- Chez
- New York City, NY, United States
- The basics: Fell into TV news 16 years ago and remained there until CNN fired me for what you're reading right now. During my somewhat illustrious and certainly notorious career, I've been a producer and manager at the local and network levels in Miami, Los Angeles and New York. I have a couple of Emmys to my name as well as a Golden Mic Award, none of which mitigates the fact that I'm an insufferable wise-ass who doesn't mind being an occasional nuisance to authority figures. I live in New York City with my wife -- a beautiful, brilliant and extraordinarily patient woman named Jayne. I wake up every morning baffled as to why America hasn't deported George Bush and Dick Cheney, Hollywood hasn't stopped trying to convince me that Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive, gullible soccer moms haven't realized that they share absolutely no kinship with Oprah, and Fox canceled Firefly. I'm a regular contributor to The Huffington Post, 23/6, "The Morning Briefing" on XM Radio Channel 130, and Pajiba.com. By all means, feel free to pester me at: deusexmalcontent@gmail.com.
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32 comments:
Dammit - You win!
Who can argue with that?
What's not to like?
muahahahahahaaar
*laughs*
What are we arguing about, again? And why did you post a picture of one of the Crones from "Clash of the Titans"? I'm confused.
;)
AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Does she know her hat is on crooked or maybe that mop she calls hair is on crooked? Oh, well, it gets people to not look at her face, which I am sure is the point. She's letting the flies in.
I would have expected this in Mars Attacks but damn that is one funky getup.
Carmen Miranda wants her hat back.
What...what IS that thing? It looks like a geriatric stork with a sprouted Chernobyl acorn on its head, but I can't be certain...
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
Not that I ever disagreed with you, but wow that puts an exclamation point on it!
I saw this yesterday and I instantly thought of what you would say. What the hell is that on her head?
At the Kentucky Derby, I thought the spectators wore the fancy hats, not the horses.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
Jami Gertz is still hotter, and that's not saying a whole heck of a lot.
When did Barbaro and Carmen Miranda have a child?
Wow, she looks like a reject from the movie 28 dresses!
I SAW IT....
IT'S ALIVE...
IT'S HUGE....
IT'S
it's avocado?
The expression on her mug is hideous alone - the hat just spins it into a completely new category of grotesque.
She has to be high, or she's gone nuts from nutrition deficiency. First, she brings attention to the fact that most men in this country think she's a dog walking around backwards with its' ass shaved, then she not so delicately tells everyone that Matthew's most likely gay, now she's walking the red carpet with a face like Jack Nicholson in "The Shining" and a hat that looks like something my son's new puppy puked up.
You go, girl.
neigh.
hee!
Can't you see that you're in love with each other???
No jockey is gonna mount that shit.
She's wearing an acorn hat!!! And legions of vapid women will still follow her!!! Dear God we're doomed.
Chez, you need to take that photo off now. It's making me hot. My wife is angry at me for staring at her radiant, mesmerizing, mind-numbing beauty. Sarah Jessica Parker is the hottest woman alive.
(Pardon me, I just got back from my forced stay at the Sex in the City re-education camp...)
...dog walking around with its ass shaved!
HAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAR
Ally - you get the prize.
Bravo.
I think Ferris Bueller is failing as a husband. I mean, it's one thing to let your wife think she doesn't look fat in those jeans, but COME ON!
What? I think Cruella De Vil looks SMASHING!
And yet, she banked more on this film than anyone commenting on this will make in their lifetime.
Ya'll must be so proud.
you know? i already saw that picture today, and had to triple take. it went like this.
has someone photoshopped something on top of sjp's head?
and if so-
WHAT the HELL has BEEN photoshopped onto sjp's head? i cannot seem to identify it?
oh wait-
dear, no-
it's actually there.... and she thinks its a hat.
FACEPALM
Ay, ay, ay, ay, I em de Freeto Bandito!
muahhahahahaha!!!
no one can argue now, Chez!!!!
This is undoubtedly the pinnacle of her unsexiest award. tsk tsk.
See what happens when you throw up in a windstorm?
It's just like momma warmed me.
damn those creepy arm veins....again
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