Friday, May 30, 2008

From the Depths of Hill


"Your Christian God has failed you, Clinton! It is time to pray to the dark lord Cthulhu and give summons to the deep ones who rest beneath the eldritch waters! Bring them forth! Your ethics mean nothing to them! They will make you Queen of the Americas after they subjugate the weak souls of humanity! Come! Put Chelsea's soul on the altar of madness! For it is the only way to please their infinite hunger!"

-- Michael Drucker @ 23/6

5 comments:

Deacon Blue said...

I wonder if Michael Drucker knows how much the eldritch fiend hates when people don't get his name right. Of course, he may realize it now, as I think I hear the sounds of Cthulhu sucking the marrow from his bones while devouring his mind and soul.

Or was that just Bill O'Reilly I was hearing in the background?

Chez said...

Actually, I was the one who screwed that up -- it's been fixed, although I think I see something rising out of the East River.

Deacon Blue said...

It's all good; I just assumed it was a copy-paste. For my part, I didn't realize until yesterday that I had misspelled Rachael Ray's name as "Rachel" in my blog. Of course, much less danger of being devoured by her for such a slight...unless maybe I was a really tasty pierogi.

Mr. Controversy said...

All of this punishment talk has me thinking...what's the insufferable fate that awaits those who get anything wrong about the Sex and the City gang?

Deacon Blue said...

Well, Mr. Controversy, that punishment would probably be to WATCH the show. The people who like it aren't likely to get anything wrong enough to warrant punishment. The rest of us (mostly) would rather die than watch it.