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- Chez
- New York City, NY, United States
- I'm a veteran network news producer and manager, a regular contributor to the Huffington Post, and a writer who's been featured in the New York Observer and the Village Voice. I'm also the author of a book called Dead Star Twilight. I like a good bourbon and my favorite color's aquamarine. Fly me. deusexmalcontent@gmail.com.
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"As a blogger, Chez Pazienza is filled with outrage, passion and insight -- delivered with a distinctive point of view, a wicked sense of humor, and a two-fisted style of prose. In Dead Star Twilight, he turns all these on himself -- and produces a fierce, funny, disturbing, but ultimately uplifting memoir. This is the book A Million Little Pieces dreamed of being."
-- Arianna Huffington
"Best Books of 2008: Dead Star Twilight"
-- Pajiba.com
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14 comments:
That. Is. Fucking. Priceless.
I love it.
Bravo!
That sort of felt like a low-rent "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", which had a similar episode to much better effect. "That's right, Dennis! I like my sex old, and ugly, and with fake hair that falls off when you're having sex with them!" It was still funny, though.
Reblogged! Totally hysterical.
why oh why did you make me just waste 9 minutes of my life on that crap?
That. was. awesome.
And gives me some fantastic ideas for the future heh
Hmmmm, my daughter has some bitter exes...
HA. It has been years since I saw that. I had to watch it all over again it is so great.
Those masters of non-sequitor humor Family Guy also just did a gag almost identical to this one, but which also involved Bill Clinton, a stolen pig, pot smoking, toilet training, and archival video footage of Conway Twitty.
A few years ago, a guy I made snarky comments with in Java class showed me this clip. Through the rest of the semester, we would occasionally look at one another and say, "It's all clear now. I know exactly what I have to do."
Really? That absolutely predictable bullshit should be amazing or something?
If only the guy should fuck damaged crying blondie and THEN the mother a few hours later...
Much ado bout nothing.
You take things way too seriously, man.
Time to roll over and take that little cupful of pills the nurse left on your nightstand.
I'll say it again.
You fucking made my day.
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