Friday, March 14, 2008

A Good Kristen


Well, I'll say one thing for Spitzer -- he certainly got his money's worth.

17 comments:

Calitri said...

He sure as shit did. Have you heard her new single? I'm thinking listening post nominee.

sparksinner said...

This is a great illustration that one does get what one pays for.

Contrast that to a $20 blowjob artist walking the streets.

Almost belongs in a textbook.

Deacon Blue said...

I sure hope that was sarcasm, Chez...because that doesn't look like a woman worth $4,000 an hour.

Blenderab said...

Oh, Deacon Blue:

BTW, You don't pay a woman 4 grand to screw you...
you pay her to leave afterwards, and keep her
freakin mouth shut!

It seems he didn't get his money's worth in this case though.

Funny enough, this incident just proves that what goes around, comes around. After all his pious rhetoric, he turned out to be just a big a sleazebag as those he went after.

Remember, the only difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is, a hooker will stop fucking you, once your dead!

Rob said...

Come on, Chez. She's not just a pretty face – she's also a Serious Artist. Although, come to think of it, even though she has sex for money, she's not really any more a whore than, say, Maroon 5.

winged unicorn said...

sorry chez, blenderab is right. you pay a hooker to do whatever you need done while you are together and KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT ONCE SHE LEAVES.
and i'm 49 and look better than that naked. or so i'm told.

anyone out there wanna pay me $1000for an hour long blowjob? i'll even hang my MBA/NYU-GBA on the wall while we do it. if i had a JD, i'd charge $2,000.

VOTAR said...

So, um, Unicorn, wanna go out?

kanye said...

Wait, $4300 for a Spitzer? So how much for a swallower?

Chez said...

I so went down that road as a possible title for this post.

kanye said...

Apparently, you're rubbing off on me, Chez. That'll be $4300.

Chez said...

Funny, I don't remember getting laid.

Deacon Blue said...

Maybe it's my working class family roots showing here, but I figure $1,000 an hour is plenty for silence (then again, I'm lucky if I get $150 an hour for my freelance work). For $3,000 to $4,000, I'd need to experience something that combines the Kama Sutra with Hustler and throw in an out of body experience as a topper.

But maybe that's justme. ;-)

winged unicorn said...

true story: the girls are upstairs (lee was 16, em was 13), i'm in my studio upstairs (back when i lived at HBK) their dad was at the foot of the stairs hollering up:
the dad: Lee are you brushing your teeth still?
Lee: mzzmsmsmms
dad: you're walking around with a mouth full of tooth paste?
em: yeah dad she is
lee: mzzzzz
dad: WOULD YOU SPIT THAT OUT!
lee and em look at each other,look at him, giggle
dad: oh. yeah. never mind. god forbid any woman in this family should turn out to be a spitter...
lee: mzzzzzmmmmsms
em: lee just said she's SO glad she takes after mommy and not your side.
dad: i'm going to have a drink
me: it's only 9:30! [a.m.]
dad: it's 5 oclock somewhere... anywhere

winged unicorn said...

hey votar, you know how to reach me. you just click on my name and post.

the doctor said...

wow I'd fuck her...if she only got rid of that hideous prison crack whore tattoo on her hand.

Anonymous said...

She only opened her mouth _after_ Spitzer got nailed. He was caught because of large cash transfers, not because of her loose lips.

The good ship Spitzer was already going down by the time she opened her mouth...

Anonymous said...

Late gettin' on this boat, but doesn't she have those "man hands" a la Seinfeld? Or is that another asset in her biz?