Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The Mark Has Been Made



I'm a big fan of The X Files and therefore love a good creepy, well-thought-out conspiracy theory. I love it almost as much as I love heaping scorn on the bat-shit lunacy that is Scientology.

So you can imagine how much I'm enjoying this.

Behold, "Anonymous."

7 comments:

Suzy said...

from "More Best of Leonard Cohen", track 13.

"It's going to happen very soon. The great event which will end the horror. Which will end the sorrow. Next Tuesday, when the sun goes down, I will play the Moonlight Sonata backwards. This will reverse the effects of the world's mad plunge into suffering, for the last 200 million years. What a lovely night that would be. What a sigh of relief, as the senile robins become bright red again, and the retired nightingales, pick up their dusty tails, and assert the majesty of creation!"

anonynous must've been listening to this... love it. go anon!

Danny said...

February 10, eh? Just tell me where I need to be and what I need to do...

what's really creepy is that you can't let your guard down for a second any more. Somebody somewhere is trying to take advantage. Always an agenda...

d

kelley said...

It's the "we are legion" line that gives me the heebs [read: the heebie-jeebies, a.k.a. - an icicle up the ass] because I'm having a flashback to my youth, to Sunday school... and seems like some sort of Biblical connotation to possession, if memory serves... should I be looking for a rosary?? wait, I'm not Catholic...

Anonymous said...

I'm missing something, aren't I? :(

I've seen the leaked Scientology video but it looks like there's more to the story. Care to give a little background for this poor soul who happens to live on a remote peninsula in the south of Asia where your media's influence isn't as all-pervasive (though not by much)?

VOTAR said...

hello anonymous i am votar the future of television on this episode of the idiot box we watched some videos followed by eddie the flying gimp from outer space then some commercials followed by lockjaw the detective who did not get his tetanus shot and mumford the yodeling dog then some more videos and the battle of the bands starring wilson philips versus the boo ya tribe and alex wint

BANG

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

winged unicorn said...

and the first occupation listed is 'lawyers'? FIGURES! hey, the apocalypse is after my birthday, solipsistic me could give a rat's ass!

Helene said...

You hit the nail on the head: that love of conspiracy theories that made us love X-files gives as deep appreciation for all that is terrifying about Co$.

I started looking up Church of $ info (try www.xenu.net for some conspiracy dirt), and it's a pristine example of how uninformed we all are that the group continues to exist with any shred of legitimacy. Call yourself "Church" long enough, people forget it was a marketing move in the 80's to avoid taxes. Behold! your full potential can be realized... for the cheapo intro price of $1250 per session! Ask Tom!