Tuesday, December 18, 2007
What Child is This?
Jamie-Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old star of Nickelodeon's Zoey 101 and sister of professional laughing-stock Britney Spears, says she's pregnant.
"It was a shock... so unexpected," she said in an interview with OK! magazine.
The younger Spears (although not youngest by any stretch of the imagination these days) says that she intends to have the baby and plans to raise it in her home state of Louisiana, "so it can have a normal family life."
The pregnancy puts on hold a book on parenting that the mother of Britney and Jamie-Lynn had planned to write.
I am making none of this up.
Which means that there's no way that I could possibly improve on it comedically.
I can tell you that it's a little like the movie Juno, if Juno had had the IQ of a ham sandwich -- or maybe that it's time this country seriously considered enforced abortions -- or possibly that since it's so close to Christmas, Jamie-Lynn Spears is still a virgin and is actually about to give birth to the Christ child.
But honestly -- other than that, I got nothin'.