Thursday, December 13, 2007
Hall of Lame
It was announced today that Madonna will top the next list of inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
She'll be joined by John Mellencamp, The Ventures, The Dave Clark Five and Leonard Cohen.
Jesus, the Hall of Fame was kind of a joke to begin with, but did we really run out of quality candidates so quickly that we've got no choice but to go with these dregs?
An insufferable, preening bitch who was never long on talent to begin with and who now follows nonsensical Jewish mysticism, looks like Disco Granny from the old Studio 54 and proves that Africa needs its own Amber Alert system -- plus Farm Aid, the guys who brought you the Hawaii-5-0 theme, The Beatles Lite, and Leonard Cohen (who's admittedly great, but, really, Leonard Cohen)?
In the words of the great Peggy Lee: Is That All There Is?