Sean Connery: "Knock knock"Alex Trebek: "Who's there?"Sean Connery: "You're mother's a whore."Oh and happy birthday. I've prepared something special for you.On the way soon. Enjoy.
"The worst of all fears is the fear of living. I have never in my life envied a human being who led an easy life; I have envied a great many people who led difficult lives and led them well."Happy Birthday.(1)
Why, I'd fly all by myself, all the way around the world to wish you a Happy Birthday!Oh and Will Rogers sends his regards as well.(2)
We wish you a birthday full of brightness, not dark like that dreadful Robert Mugabe who gave my beloved Rhodesia back to those home-rule savages.
My name's John Ford. I make Westerns. I hate Cecile B. Demille. Happy Birthday.(4)
D'un artiste à un autre artiste, je vous souhaite le joyeux anniversaire. Veuillez apprécier cette peinture que j'ai faite.Votre singe français préféré de reddition avec un oeil, Edgar Degas.(5)
"Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?"Happy Birthday(6)
And I thought I had a weird name.I would make a sculpture in honor of your birthday, but you wouldn't understand it. And you'd most likely break it too.(7)
Happy Birthday. Shalom. Happy Channukah. Death to Gaza. (8)
There is no way of dealing with the Frenchman but to knock him down - to be civil to them is to be laughed at. Why, they are enemies! That Degas surrender monkey is a fag.Oh and yes of course, Happy Birthday and all that. Now begone, I have a ship to sail.(9)
Happy Birthday. Here, have a Wheat Thin.(10)
What I don't understand, see, is how the perpetrator got in here and made off without wishing you one helluva happy birthday. Case solved.(11)
Stay cool, cat, and remember: Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity. (And, yes, that makes 12 birthday wishes from famous people throughout history, all of whom had only one eye.)
who's the fuck birthday is it? Alex Trebek's?
Did you mean effete: 1. lacking in wholesome vigor; degenerate; decadent2. exhausted of vigor or energy; worn out OR 3. unable to produceI just want to be sure I understand the full effect of rage.
Trivial, meaningless -- in this context, a wuss.
Ahhh I see. :)
Happy Birthday, Chez. Didn't have time to shop, hope this will do. Enjoy! -Bill~aka Kanye~
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