Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Celebrity Jeopardy

I'll take "Effete Douchebags who Won't be Going Near Anymore Bacon" for a thousand Alex.

(CNN.com/"Alex Trebek Suffers Minor Heart Attack"/12.11.07)


VOTAR said...

Sean Connery: "Knock knock"

Alex Trebek: "Who's there?"

Sean Connery: "You're mother's a whore."

Oh and happy birthday. I've prepared something special for you.

On the way soon. Enjoy.

President Theodore Roosevelt said...

"The worst of all fears is the fear of living. I have never in my life envied a human being who led an easy life; I have envied a great many people who led difficult lives and led them well."

Happy Birthday.


Reknowned Aviator Wiley Post said...

Why, I'd fly all by myself, all the way around the world to wish you a Happy Birthday!

Oh and Will Rogers sends his regards as well.


The Right Honorable Ian Douglas Smith said...

We wish you a birthday full of brightness, not dark like that dreadful Robert Mugabe who gave my beloved Rhodesia back to those home-rule savages.

Acclaimed Hollywood Director John Ford said...

My name's John Ford. I make Westerns. I hate Cecile B. Demille.

Happy Birthday.


Edgar Degas said...

D'un artiste à un autre artiste, je vous souhaite le joyeux anniversaire.

Veuillez apprécier cette peinture que j'ai faite.

Votre singe français préféré de reddition avec un oeil, Edgar Degas.


New Yorker Cartoonist James Thurber said...

"Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?"

Happy Birthday


Dale Chihuly said...

And I thought I had a weird name.

I would make a sculpture in honor of your birthday, but you wouldn't understand it. And you'd most likely break it too.


Moshe Dayan said...

Happy Birthday. Shalom. Happy Channukah. Death to Gaza.


Admiral Horatio Nelson said...

There is no way of dealing with the Frenchman but to knock him down - to be civil to them is to be laughed at. Why, they are enemies!

That Degas surrender monkey is a fag.

Oh and yes of course, Happy Birthday and all that. Now begone, I have a ship to sail.


Sandy Duncan said...

Happy Birthday. Here, have a Wheat Thin.


Peter Falk, TV's Columbo said...

What I don't understand, see, is how the perpetrator got in here and made
off without wishing you one helluva happy birthday. Case solved.


Sammy Davis Jr. said...

Stay cool, cat, and remember: Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

(And, yes, that makes 12 birthday wishes from famous people throughout history, all of whom had only one eye.)

Anonymous said...

who's the fuck birthday is it? Alex Trebek's?

Feisty said...

Did you mean effete: 1. lacking in wholesome vigor; degenerate; decadent
2. exhausted of vigor or energy; worn out OR 3. unable to produce

I just want to be sure I understand the full effect of rage.

Chez said...

Trivial, meaningless -- in this context, a wuss.

Feisty said...

Ahhh I see. :)

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, Chez. Didn't have time to shop, hope this will do. Enjoy! -Bill

~aka Kanye~