Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Happy Christmas (War is Over)

So less than 24 hours after posting yesterday's negligently clever column making fun of the so-called "War on Christmas," I casually glance up at the television screens in our newsroom and what do I see The O'Reilly Factor proudly proclaiming in big, bold letters?

CHRISTMAS WINS!

Thank God -- all that bloodshed avoided.

Seriously, would somebody please hit this idiot in the face with a 2X4 or something?

Consider it a Christmas gift to me.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Chez -- Did you know O'Reilly taught at Pace? I think in 66.

http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2001/7/11/133950.shtml
My Dad used to love to bring that up.

Merry Christmas! //chris

girl with curious hair said...

Yesterday's post was brilliant and hilarious.

And anyone who brings Mr. O'Reilly's face and a 2x4 together just may be making a lot of people's Christmas happier.

Chez said...

Believe it or not Chris, I actually did know that.

If only he'd gone the way of Tom Ladenthin and drank himself to death.

RottweilerTOM said...

Chez somebody already hit him with a 2X4. Why do you think he blabs the way he does?