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Disappointing! They left out When Nathan Explosion says "Blacker than the blackest black times infinity." Also, I was expecting the grocery store scene where he's on the intercom talking about specials on "every bone broken chicken." Finally, My favorite is when Nathan tells Pickles "You're an a**hole and your music SUCKS...I'm having a hard time expressing myself." They missed my three favorites!
"foo..foood...food librar..food library?"gigglesnort
My favorite is also missing actually: after the Larry King-looking guy is killed while interviewing them and Nathan says, "Great idea for a song name -- Bloodtrocution!"And of course, "Gives dat clown a little bit of a slap."
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