Monday, October 22, 2007

Malcopedia: Indignity


in·dig·ni·ty

1. an injury to a person's dignity; slighting or contemptuous treatment; humiliating affront, insult, or injury.

2. Disgrace

Example: The deputy mayor of New Delhi, India was killed over the weekend -- reportedly by a band of wild monkeys. Relatives say 52-year-old S.S. Bajwa slipped and fell from his terrace while trying to fend off the monkeys, which invaded his home and had begun biting and scratching at his face en masse.

See Also: Hilarious

See Also: Reason #3,649 never to live in India

4 comments:

Paul said...

Maybe it was a new Arby's commercial he was starring in that went horribly wrong...concept bing the monkeys who were doing the Riverdance in the last one went ballistic when they realized they were being ignored by the scientists and decided to enact revenge on the next person they found.

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Shane said...

I don't know why, but upon reading this, I had a weird Indiana Jones flashback...."mmm....a-chilled monkey brains."

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