Tuesday, October 23, 2007

It's Not Just a Series of Tubes

The Internet is a Wonderful Thing, Part 1:

Radiohead's entire new album In Rainbows is now available for download from the group's website www.radiohead.com. The best part -- for those of you who haven't heard -- is that you can pay as much or as little as you'd like for it. That includes paying nothing at all.

The Internet is a Wonderful Thing, Part 2:

Wes Anderson's new short film Hotel Chevalier is also now available for download, free from iTunes. The 13-minute mini-movie stands as a sort of prequel to his new full-length feature The Darjeeling Limited, which stars, as always, every Owen brother ever squeezed out and that annoying Schwartzman kid.

But really I could care less what the hell it is; all that matters is that Natalie Portman is nude in it.

I've seen it.

Several times.

If only I could find a way to bottle that feeling and carry it with me everywhere I went.


Al said...

Dammit man...no longer available. @#$%$@#%^#@@

Why do you torment me?

*weeps bitterly*

rayray said...

So I too have watched Hotel Chevalier an inordinate amount of times, however, my motivation is purely due to my sick love of Jason Schwartzmann. Oh, if only he was taller....

VOTAR said...

Natalie Portman was really hot when she was 13 and shooting people with a sniper rifle from her rooftop with the assistance of Jean Reno. Now she's a bit too sharp and angular, like you'd get a paper cut if you tried to kiss her. I'd still endure the pain though.

kalei said...

those are both two very great reasons for the internet.

Suzy said...

i sat around getting stoned with a friend once who, in the midst of her pot stupor said, "sometimes it just feels good to say comB." - emphasis on the B.

in response to your post, i humbly add to the lexicon, "yumB."

Dave said...

Mmmmmm.... Naked Natalie.