Monday, August 13, 2007

The Last Laugh

Karl Rove says that he'll resign at the end of the month -- walking offstage quietly as opposed to being dragged away in handcuffs to a much-deserved daily regimen of shower rape and the bone-chilling fear of being shanked in the food line.

Remember though -- he's about to become an ordinary citizen; it'll soon be much easier to hit him in the head with a brick, if you're so inclined.

(I'll have something more substantial to say about this hopefully later today. Until then, do yourself a favor and revisit Matt Taibbi's blistering and brilliant attack on both Rove and the media that's gleefully canonized him, from the days immediately following the revelation of his involvement in the Valerie Plame leak. It's just fitting as all hell right about now, as the no-doubt reverent and sycophantic career obits for this villainous prick will soon begin crowding the airwaves and newspaper pages.)


Anonymous said...

The guy is JUST A FUCKIN DICK. At least other GOP strategist and gay Arthur Finkelstein has a personality.

DCThrowback said...

"...Hit him in the head with a brick."
"...Shower rape..."
"...Shanked in the food line."

Clearly of you and Rove, you're the one who got "swirly"-ed high school. Douche.

Chez said...

You're a hoot.

Run along now kid. : )