Sunday, August 12, 2007

In Memoriam



Many will remember Merv as a talk show host, an entertainment entrepreneur and a singer.

I'll always remember him as the "Elevator Killer" -- who killed women by injecting Windex into their asses.

Merv Griffin: 1925-2007

6 comments:

VOTAR said...

jon29 said...
Not a big Steve Martin fan, but this is a real dick move. Fuck you.

foop said...
I've spent 10 years almost watching the ending of The Man With Two Brains again and again, if this truely is the ending then you have just ruined something special for me and lots of other people, who gave you the right to decide for everyone else if The Man With Two Brains is worth the time and then go and ruin a decade worths of story for your own enjoyment?

anonymous said...
You're a jerk. Not that it matters, but I'm no longer reading your blog because of this, whether it's true or not. Thanks for helping me stop wasting a few minutes every day.

luciole said...
That was pretty shitty. I don't know if it's true or not, but honestly, you don't need to dump on something just because it's a movie from the 80's that no one remembers except you. A lot of people have been looking forward to this for a long time. Thanks a lot.

I usually enjoy your blog, but this was out of line.

i love you in the face said...
I won't come back to Deus Ex Malcontent knowing that you care so much for the issues of the world at large, but so little for the people actually in it. Especially the ones that you've deemed 'beneath' you simply because of their taste. Opinions from a person who is sure that they are always right have no real purpose or truth to them... and that makes reading what you have to say a waste of my time.

robert said...
Fuck you. I watch Steve Martin movies with my kids and I've been trying to avoid spoilers but I just wanted to take a quick peak at some of my favorite sites, avoiding places that I thought assholes might pull this kind of stunt.

I won't be back.

Actual magic and a good story where Kathleen Turner gets shoved in the mud are two things in this world that are still hard to come by. I had thought under that cynical, world-weary exterior was someone who understood things like that... I'll still watch Steve Martin movies with my kids but the small spoiler I read here may well have been enough to sour that experience.

Hope you got a little thrill.

anonymous said...
You're a dick. I'm revoking your myspace friendship.

Anonymous said...

"You people need to get a fucking life" - William Shatner

Vermillion said...

So, what, I couldn't get a fake comment? I feel a bit insulted.

Al said...

Voter = evil genius.

Anonymous said...

Bravo, Chez. Man after my own black heart.

Incidentally, Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze, Dil is a man and "IT'S PEOPLE!"

Taryn

Lorenzo said...

Damn. How the hell did I not know about this until today? I guess on the bright side, at least I'm getting paid to find out.