Thursday, July 19, 2007
Once More with Feeling
According to a wire report in the Associated Press, blind Harry Potter fans won't have to wait to find out what happens to their favorite bespectacled teen wizard.
The braille version of the seventh and mercifully final Potter tome, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, will be released at the same time as the one for folks with perfect 20/20.
You know what though, you're blind -- haven't you suffered enough?
On the plus side, at least if you're 36 and reading this tripe you won't be able to see everyone making fun of you.
Oh, and you'll finally get to legally run your hands all over Hermione's little bumps.
Just make sure you leave one paw free there, tiger.