True item: A cow escaped from a farm in suburban Miami Tuesday morning and led police on a wild chase that lasted three hours, at times blocking traffic along several busy streets.
Authorities tried over and over to cajole the animal into returning to its pen, but it refused to cooperate.
You know why the cow ignored the cops?
They were speaking English to it.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Posted by Chez at 8:01 PM