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10 comments:
BWAHAHAHAH! now thats comedy.
I knew it!
The Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
I am Vinz Clortho. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia.
Wait for the sign. Then all prisoners will be released!
Yes.
Have some.
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You know -- at first, the reference was hilarious, but then I started really thinking about it...
A big creature of some kind tearing apart New York City -- specifically, ripping the face off of the Statue of Liberty.
What if this really is the long-awaited relaunch of Ghostbusters that some in Hollywood have been whispering about for years.
How brilliant would that be, coming out of this teaser?
I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
What did you DO, Ray?
We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.
Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
Funny... my wife said "Ooh... there's a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man movie!" right after seeing the preview before "Transformers".
If I wanted to watch a giant lizard tear up the town, I'd dust off my VHS Godzilla collection. But the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? I'd pay good money to see that. I wouldn't even ask the theater security guard to sneak me in for free.
The walls of the 53rd precinct were bleeding...
How do you explain that?
So.... she's a dog.
I feel so funky...
**best laugh all day**
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