Friday, June 08, 2007

What Jail is Like


Dozens of reporters on the ground.

Choppers in the air.

Live real-time analysis from Harvey Levin of TMZ.com (with whom I actually used to work very closely at one time).

Freeze frame pictures of Paris Hilton in handcuffs -- tears streaming down her face.

Breaking news.

Non-stop coverage.

It just makes you proud to know that our young men and women in uniform are overseas fighting and dying to preserve "our way of life."

12 comments:

girl with curious hair said...

Yes, the world is falling apart and every headline and news break is about a drunk driver who may or may not actually spend any time in jail. It seems Paris Hilton is the first person to discover that spending time in jail is difficult.

tiny robot said...

Yep, this is proof that we are in fact living out a dystopian novel.

VOTAR said...

With whom I actually used to work very closely

with whom

with whom.


Damn you and your dangling participle.

You'd likely know these things had you not been expelled from college.

Manny said...

Aneurysm in 5,4,3,2,*******

famous m said...

I appreciate the Whigs reference way more than the inescapable coverage...

Chez said...

Glad somebody else loves the Whigs.

Dulli is God.

Lorenzo said...

Thanks Votar. That's a pet peeve of mine. For a while at work there was a contest going on, and the winner guy to throw a pie at the supervisor of their choice. To advertise this they had a huge sign with 12 inch letters staring you in the face every time you walked into the production room "WHO DO YOU WANT TO PIE?" I tried to get them to fix it, even so far as to make an M and ask to just go put it on the wall. They said if I did, not only would I be reprimanded, but they'd take it down. I swear if that contest would have gone on any longer, I would've broken down into an insane shell of my former self shouting all day, "WHOM do you want to pie!!! WHOM!!!"

Lorenzo said...

And I can assure you, my previous post is just as important, if not more so, as anything Paris Hilton has ever done.

laertes said...

every generation has the so called heros the they deserve.

poor generation.

Chez said...

You know what boys? I have a pretty damn good idea "who" is not getting laid this weekend while they sit around pompously bitching about the proper use of the English language.

VOTAR said...

I actually wouldn't think twice about the use of WHO on that sign. Looked okay to me. WHOM is so, I dunno, stodgy and British.

And sorry but I must put a dent in your weekend forecast, my friend, thanks to the fucking wedding this afternoon to which I'm being dragged, in anticipation of which I'm presently getting drunk, and in payment for which I will later demand and receive some wild Peruvian vajayjay.

RottweilerTOM said...

I know who I had sex with. (I think) It certainly wasn't with whom, cause it was a 3 way.

Fucking Gay Men Suck