Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Chris Benoit vs. The Undertaker

Canadian pro wrestler Chris Benoit has been found dead inside his home in suburban Atlanta, along with his wife and son. Police are investigating the deaths as a possible double-murder suicide.

I guess Benoit has a pretty unbeatable new finishing move.

20 comments:

Robert said...

Steroids? Meth?

Steroids soaked in meth?


Man, even O.J. didn't kill his kids.

He wanted to. But he was pressed for time.

fluffernutter said...

You're so going to hell.

Chez said...

I own it -- Satan's just leasing.

Karl and Mia said...

HA! That's nothing! I have a wife, son, AND daughter! Watch this! I can be stupider and insaner that he is!

HONEY! Honey, come here...and bring the kids!

VOTAR said...

What balls...

PorradaVFR said...

> What balls...

No, seriously - what balls? After all those 'roids.

Anonymous said...

This whole story is just fucked up and sad. As for the OJ comparisons, that fucker is still "looking for the real killer" on the golf course. At least Benoit saved the rest of world from another courtroom circus.

RottweilerTOM said...

If I was in wrestling I'd eventually committ suicide too.

Babypants said...

You won't be alone in hell. I just called my boyfriend to tell him that Benoit strangled his wife and suffocated his son and his response was, "I wonder if he used the Crippler Crossface on her."

Chez said...

Yeah -- that was my first thought, but I opted to reach for the Undertaker line instead.

VOTAR said...

At least you all took the (relative) high road.

The Beavises and Buttheads among us will have to settle for my reference to the marble spheres people shove into their anuses for amusement.

I'm just so glad this was not Mic Foley. He's such a genuinely nice guy outside the ring, and it would have been tragic to learn that he killed his wife and kids with a flaming 2x4 wrapped in barbed wired while talking through a sock puppet.

I. said...

Because we all know the only thing worse than a 2 x 4 wrapped in barbed wire- is a 2 x 4 wrapped in barbed wire ON FIRE!

See you in the hot basement my friends...

Clay said...

Well, I guess this proves it isn't all just fake moves.

litelysalted said...

I love it how I only link you on Pajiba when you say something totally offensive.

"Send your hatemail, to dear old Captain Chezzy..."*

*Note -- Was Captain Noah a National Program or a local Philly thing? 'Cause otherwise, that reference is gonna totally rock or not make any sense at all.

Laser Rocket Arm said...

@ babyface:

You won't be alone in hell. I just called my boyfriend to tell him that Benoit strangled his wife and suffocated his son and his response was, "I wonder if he used the Crippler Crossface on her."

My boss said the exact same thing when we were all reading about it. I laughed really hard. The rest of the department was totally horrified.

Make room on the bus to hell, two more passengers are boarding ...

famous m said...

if they announce a pay-per-view steel cage battle royal funeral service, then things have gone too far.

The Weepy Beej said...

Looks like Benoit got caught on the top rope.

Chez said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

God bless you Beej.

Equals said...

>> The Weepy Beej said...

Looks like Benoit got caught on the top rope.


HAHAHAHAHAH.oh man i am pretty sure i pooped a little there.

Anonymous said...

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