Thursday, June 14, 2007

"Lemme Tell Ya 'Bout Iranian Chicks" (or "New Wave Hookahs")

So, yesterday the parliament of Iran -- the country where "Deep Throat" refers to the best place to stick a machete -- voted in favor of a bill that could lead to the death penalty for anyone convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies.

With a 148-5 vote in favor, Iranian lawmakers approved that "producers of pornographic works and main elements in their production are considered corrupters of the world and could be sentenced to punishment as corrupters of the world."

The term, "corrupters of the world" by the way, is lifted directly from the Koran (of course).

The bill covers all electronic visual material, such as videos, DVDs and CDs. Other materials, such as porn magazines and books, are already banned under Iranian law.

You know something, let the naysayers claim that this is more proof that Iran is basically run by a bunch of batshit, primitive thugs; I'm more of a glass-half-full kind of guy.

This is actually a bold step forward for Iran.

It's finally willing to acknowledge that videos, DVDs and CDs -- all technology created post-third century -- do, in fact, exist.

In other news, Iran has a porn industry.

6 comments:

VOTAR said...

Damn, that's a shame. We all know that Iranian porn is the best.

I highly reccomend:

PERSIAN GULP

I'M IN THE MAHMOUD FOR LOVE

TEHRAN ME A NEW HAMAS HOLE

LET ME TELL YA ABOUT KURDISH CHICKS

LACTATING IMAM-MARIES

JEW FUCKERS #3

M.I.L.F.s (MARTYRS I LIKE TO FATWAH)

HIT MY JIHAD SPOT

PLEASE KHOMEINI ON MY FACE

TEN DOLLA MAKE YOU ALLAH

BURKA JERKA

TEN MULE GANGBANG #8

CUM-SHAH COMPILATION #10

BUKKAKE HU'AKBAR

and of course the classic

WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION.

Chez said...

You are a fucking god.

RottweilerTOM said...

Votar, I am actually into gay shit...I am disappointed you don't list

Hidden Hezbollah A-Holes #4, British Sailor Twinks,
Mohammad's Man Meat - 9 inches,
Bare-backer's roadtrip to Mecca.

You are GOD!

slouchmonkey said...

May I recommend SUCKA MY HOOKA.

Sarcastro said...

Why did the Iranians have to kill Zorro?

Lorenzo said...

I actually prefer Weapons of ASS Destruction part 4. One of those rare cases where the sequel is able to outperform the original in so many positions.