Friday, June 29, 2007

The Kid Still Stays in the Picture


A lot of you may not be aware, but today is a national holiday of sorts to those who take their gruesome, insatiable hedonism seriously.

That's because today -- June 29th -- is the birthday of Robert Evans.

The Hollywood legend is turning 77, a fact which fills me with hope simply because if he's managed to somehow survive this long despite a life spent pursuing the kind of sex-and-drug-fueled excesses that should've killed him ten times over, maybe there's hope for me after all.

Anyway, in honor of this occasion, here's a quick animated tribute to the one and only Kid Notorious -- compliments of Patton Oswalt and ESPN.

Happy Birthday Bob. Thanks for being born.

3 comments:

Jayne said...

this story just warms my heart.

Al said...

Classic...I have that album of Patton's and the Evans bit kills.

"Quit crying, it's just a diving watch". baahahahah

Manny said...

"Like a pussy soaked in apple juice"...genius.