Thursday, June 21, 2007

If You Build It, He Will Still Be an Unfunny Hack


Los Angeles, CA (AP) -- Wes Craven is suing his neighbor Pauly Shore, alleging that water from the comedian's home seeped down a slope and damaged the director's property. Craven claimed that a landslide occurred on his property in December after Shore upgraded his home with a pool, spa and landscaping, according to a lawsuit filed Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court.

In other news, Pauly Shore has money to not only live above Wes Craven, but to upgrade his home with a pool, spa and landscaping.

10 comments:

Jayne said...

AAAGGGHHHH!!! MY EYES! MY EYES!

litelysalted said...

While showering this morning and racking my brain to come up with a punchline to the same joke, this thought also occurred to me: HOW does Pauly Shore live next door to Wes Craven again? Is this Bio-Dome money?

S. said...

Where did I go wrong?

TK said...

Well, if that isn't proof that there is no God, I sure as hell don't know what is.

Chez said...

Pauly Shore is the DEFINITION of the word "douchebag."

zoe said...

I suggest an addendum to your infamous list, Chez. Surely the fact that this man is not waiting tables is deserving of AT LEAST an honorable mention.

Robo said...

Yeah but guys he's "Theee Weasssselllll" [puts loaded gun to temple]

Al said...

Robo...I'm putting an additional gun to your head just for REMINDING MY OF THAT @#$%$#%@#$% SCHTICK!!

>:(

Eric said...

It's gotta be Encino Man money, but there he was riding the coattails of Brendan Fraser and Samwise Gamgee.

Nexus 6 said...

well, if more 15 minute-ers had had the sense to invest their money, they might be living above Wes Craven too. Not that Craven is such a hot ticket. And not that I'm pro-Pauly in any way, shape, or form. Maybe it's best this way. Better to deal with one Shore rather than thousands of "Mr. Big's" or "Toni Tony Tone's".