Wednesday, May 23, 2007
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- Chez
- New York City, NY, United States
- The basics: Fell into TV news 16 years ago and remained there until a run-in with CNN management earlier this year over what you're reading right now. During my somewhat illustrious and certainly notorious career, I've been a producer and manager at the local and network levels in Miami, Los Angeles and New York. I have a couple of Emmys to my name as well as a Golden Mic Award, none of which mitigates the fact that I'm kind of an unrepentant wise-ass. I live in New York City with my wife -- a beautiful, brilliant and extraordinarily patient woman named Jayne -- and our new baby girl. I'd love for somebody to properly explain to me why America hasn't deported Bush, Cheney and around 73% of Congress, Hollywood hasn't stopped trying to convince me that Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive, gullible soccer moms haven't realized that they share absolutely no kinship with Oprah, and Fox canceled Firefly. I'm a regular contributor to The Huffington Post, 23/6, "The Morning Briefing" on XM Radio Channel 130, and Pajiba.com. By all means, feel free to pester me at: deusexmalcontent@gmail.com.
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5 comments:
One of my all time favorite articles. I could read that once a day for a lifetime and still laugh out loud.
The level of Douchbaggery is off the charts with these types of guys.
"I'm crushin one right now!"
This is also by the same guy and just as hysterical.
"...I am really perplexed as to the proper gangbang protocol here."
This Gangbang is So Awkward
Ok NOW you're getting HOMO!
Be nice; I lived in Las Vegas for five years. While you're there you have to visit All Star Donuts (the world's only 24-hour donut shop/Chinese food restaurant) near the Stratosphere Tower. Then, at about 4 a.m. after you've gotten horribly drunk and lost all your money, got to the Liberty Cafe on N. Las Vegas Blvd. It's in the Strip's low-rent district and it's across the street from the Olympic Garden, so at that time of morning you'll find strippers, hookers, pimps, johns, cops, high-rollers, dope fiends, dealers and the just plain down-and-out. It's a fascinating cross-section of humanity and the food is cheap too.
Goddamn, I miss that city.
I realize this is unrelated, but this week I looked at the large view of your profile pic for the first time. It wasn't until then that I realized you are not actually cross-dressing in this photo, wearing a bracelet and a shoulder-baring little number as you hold your glass just so, but rather are wearing normal man-jewelry and normal men's clothing with someone else's hand on your shoulder.
God, I need sleep...
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