Deus Ex Malcontent: The Rocket Returns

Monday, May 07, 2007

The Rocket Returns

Apparently, I was wrong about there not being a benevolent god somewhere up there in the heavens.

4 comments:

Fungi said...: i'm getting fitted for my world series ring now!; 5:08 PM
ld said...: I'm glad we'll win some games, but the man is really a douche.; 11:37 PM
Anonymous said...: I thought you hated Texans; 4:06 PM
mrmook said...: The Rocket is one rough old boy but, let's be serious...........he is OLD and the Bosox are LOADED.
I wouldn't be trying on any World Series jewelry just yet.; 3:23 AM

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