Monday, May 07, 2007

Kansas: The State that Manages to Somehow Disprove Both Evolution and Intelligent Design at the Same Time


"We've heard people say -- you know, well you're in the hurricane zone, you're in tornado alley, you shouldn't build there. You know what, this is America, we build where we want to build."

-- Major General Todd Bunting
Kansas Director of Emergency Management

10 comments:

Jayne said...

"...and when disaster happens, well all you lovely fellow Americans get to pay for it. Heh heh!"

RottweilerTOM said...

Auntie Em...Auntie Em....OH TOTO

RottweilerTOM said...

You know there is NO GOD, when innocent people have to go through this and the Westboro "God Hates Fags" Church is left intact.

Anonymous said...

So what's the point??

Just an opportunity to take a shot at poor little Kansas?

Manny said...

Me: So, you're moving to Kansas?
Idiot: Yeah. Cost of living is lower.
Me: You know they call that part of the country Tornado Alley?
Idiot: Yeah, but I'm getting a mobile home
Me: So?
Idiot: It has an emergency brake for that.
Me: (shoots self in head)

SPEEDY VOTAREZ said...

Soy muy sleepy.

QueBarbara said...

Don't forget that NYC is also in the hurricane zone, and according to the U.S. Landfilling Hurricane Probability Project, has a 21% chance of being hit by a tropical storm or hurricane this year.

"Approximately 78.5% of current New York State coastal residents have never experienced a major hurricane (Hughes). One must remember that [the last time a major hurricane hit] in 1938, Long Island was mostly undeveloped. The next time a major hurricane hits, it will be impacting a highly-urbanized region."

sean said...

I can't imagine that it takes too much thought to realize that the majority of the people living in KS were probably born there.

Are you suggesting that the residents should leave their homes? Should LA citizens leave due to the threats of earthquakes? Should the people in N'Orleans have known better?

Maybe everyone should move to Long Island which is impervious to outside forces of nature...especially with the melting ice caps and rising waters.

You're smarter than this.

Chez said...

First of all, I know you are but what am I?

Secondly, I wasn't suggesting anything -- merely making a snide joke. I figure one really, really dumb comment -- like the one from Major General Bunting -- deserves another.

RottweilerTOM said...

Sean: do not live on Long Island unless you want a fair share of body fat thriving, canoli eating, materially obsessive, camaro speeding, OTB betting, self-absorbing, political hack serving, segregated doucebags.

Thank you