Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Funniest Thing You'll See All Day

13 comments:

damnyanqui said...

Ack! (cringe)
That's fantastic.
Patton Oswalt also does a great rail on Cirque du Soleil: "Wet and French and gay and on fire, all at the same time." Dead on target.
But damn! Is him one real wittle guy or is Conan just enormously tall?

choenbone said...

i dont care who you are...thats funny...and yet mildly disturbing that a 67 year old woman is popping out kids.

I feel nausea setting in, I think im gonna go lay down

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RottweilerTOM said...

Funny shit Chez. Thanks for making my day a good start. 67 year old is selfish, but who the hell was the father???? EWHHHHH

Patton is brilliant. But tell him to stop going to KFC

Jayne said...

Hey Yanqui- I've run into Conan several times when leaving work, and he's gigantic. I think I come up to his ribs, if that. (no comments about this, please, you sickos.)

Jennifer Sulkin said...

Yep, Jayne's right, Conan's really that ginormous.

Damn that dude is funny.

"Or we could arrange your food on a plate, like an actual adult..."

Anonymous said...

Actually the funniest thing I've seen today is that Jerry Falwell died, but this comes in a close second.

RottweilerTOM said...

Jayne, is it you're short?

Anonymous said...

ah, thank god for people like you cuz i dont watch too much tv and i miss all the good stuff ! a lunch gun, hahahaha !

tony said...

That really was "the funniest thing I've seen all day". Thanks Chez.

mrmook said...

Sweet Jesus!

Does KFC actually pack your grub in a bowl?
I am soooo out of touch.
God bless America and remember......
if we don't discover new and innovative ways to package junk food then the terrorists win.

Good night Mr. Falwell!

Anonymous said...

Oh god I have to stop watching Conan excerpts at work. My co-workers don't understand why I'm sitting in my cubicle with tears streaming down my face.

mim28 said...

I don't get it. Since when is it unacceptable for 67-year-old women to have kids but no one blinks an eye at a 17-year-old cracked out kid giving borth to drug-dependent crack babies. And while I'm at it, it's okay for 67-year-old guys to have sex but not for women of the same age to have kids? And that's all beside the point when the real issue is - WHAT HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH A FAT, UGLY UNFUNNY 'COMIC'??
As far as I'm concerned, if you aint got a womb - it aint your goddam binnus.