She hasn't even gone to jail yet and America's sweetheart Paris Hilton has already managed to get her sentence reduced from 45 days to only 23 -- for "good behavior."
Apparently unable to see the hysterical irony inherent in making such a proclamation, L.A. County corrections officials have decided to set a new low standard in the sad history of low standards: they've given her credit simply for showing up to her last court appearance.
Then again, this is Paris Hilton we're talking about; the fact that she didn't accidentally wind up in Fresno with a dead body under her car that she'd been dragging for the past 130 miles is a fucking miracle.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Posted by Chez at 7:58 AM