Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Cry Wolf Blitzer
Major General William Caldwell, spokesman for the, ahem, "multi-national" force in Iraq has just used his morning press briefing to make a startling announcement to the world media:
The U.S. now has no doubt that Iran is training Iraqi insurgents to make the IEDs that are killing our troops.
(Insert sound of crickets here)
"Wait a minute, didn't you hear me? IT'S IRAN! THEY'RE KILLING OUR TROOPS!"
(Insert sound of crickets -- maybe a tumbleweed or two blowing through the press briefing room)
"IRAN!!! IRAN!!! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!"
Uh-huh. Sure thing.
and i ran, i ran so far away...
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