Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Cry Wolf Blitzer


Major General William Caldwell, spokesman for the, ahem, "multi-national" force in Iraq has just used his morning press briefing to make a startling announcement to the world media:

The U.S. now has no doubt that Iran is training Iraqi insurgents to make the IEDs that are killing our troops.

(Insert sound of crickets here)

"Wait a minute, didn't you hear me? IT'S IRAN! THEY'RE KILLING OUR TROOPS!"

(Insert sound of crickets -- maybe a tumbleweed or two blowing through the press briefing room)

"IRAN!!! IRAN!!! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!"

Uh-huh. Sure thing.

1 comment:

micheal said...

and i ran, i ran so far away...