Tuesday, April 10, 2007

This Just In: This Douchebag's Sperm


Nothing pleases me more than knowing that the most important story in the history of mankind is no longer Don Imus using the words "nappy-headed hos," but is instead the fact that Larry Birkhead indeed procreated with Anna Nicole Smith -- and is apparently happy about it.

I fucking hate my business.

Incidentally, I'll be commenting tomorrow on the whole Imus nonsense.

I'm just too tired today to wrap my brain around any more inanity.

2 comments:

famous m said...

Could anybody honestly back a horse in the Stern / Birkhead race for babydaddy money? Like the tagline to the awful Alien vs Predator -- "whoever wins...we lose".

Nancy said...

Your hatred is a beautiful thing, Chez.