Watch this all the way through, then go get your kids and make them watch it -- that way you can actually share in the rape of each other's childhood.
Just wait 'til he covers Piggy.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
It's Excruciatingly Painful Being Green
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I just got out of the shower. Now I need to get back in. Thanks.
I couldn't do it. I watched about 5 seconds and decided that my happy place needed protecting.
i don't have long...
they're coming
for me...
they've heard the maniacal, unrelenting laughter from within these walls...
they're here to take me away...
at the door...
in the room //.. dfd;l;f/l
please
someone
someone promise....
you'll come get me out
;df;g
i'll keep LK;D ssqpcdl;e NL/K
i'll keep typing
as long as i...
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Holy shit chez...rape my childhood a little harder would you? :)
.........
I can't decide how to categorize my reaction: Am I amused, or am I going to have terrible nightmares for the rest of my life?
That pretty much sums up my childhood.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! just the kind of psychotic thing i would expect from you. However, my only regret, is that i didn't find it first.
oh and i can't wait for Piggy...
i know im sick, i need help. Wait no i don't i enjoy being sick.
I posted it on my blog, too! If Johnny Cash can cover it, why not Kermit?
You blew dogs Tom? Jesus, you've got a better story than Augusten Burroughs.
Fucking brilliant. The drug scenes should mess with some heads (ha, just got to the blow job). I like Cash's video, but thought it was...overwrought is a good word for it.
I would have given Kermit bloodshot eyes, and I wouldn't mind seeing him wipe off after the blow job.
Thanks for putting this up.
Well, my day just got a little bit awesomer.
Yes, I said awesomer.
Why am I NOT surprised that you'd post this. Jesus Chez....just promise me that once you and Jayne have a baby that SHE'S the primary caretaker, o.k?
No Daddy Daycare for YOU. You're just too twisted to save.
Caren
K's downward spiral, in retrospect, was inevitable. Glad to see-and hear- that he still remains relevant.
And Chez- By "kids", youdid mean teenage girlfriends, right?
What does it say about me that this is the first thing that made me laugh since my grandfather died on Friday? I think I just have to go with it.
Very sorry to hear that -- glad Kermit could help, um, I guess.
.....Words fail me. That was just the thing I needed to brighten up my day. After sitting through "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" with my girlfriend I needed something......subversive. Good to know I can always come here to lose a piece of my soul.
I guess words didn't fail me. Good ol' words.
Let me know when you come across a video of Smurfette being raped by Gargamel.
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