Thursday, March 29, 2007

It's Excruciatingly Painful Being Green

Watch this all the way through, then go get your kids and make them watch it -- that way you can actually share in the rape of each other's childhood.



Just wait 'til he covers Piggy.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just got out of the shower. Now I need to get back in. Thanks.

Sonia said...

I couldn't do it. I watched about 5 seconds and decided that my happy place needed protecting.

JUDEH WAVEH BEN VOTAR JUDEH WAVEH said...

i don't have long...

they're coming
for me...

they've heard the maniacal, unrelenting laughter from within these walls...

they're here to take me away...

at the door...

in the room //.. dfd;l;f/l


please

someone

someone promise....

you'll come get me out

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Anonymous said...

Holy shit chez...rape my childhood a little harder would you? :)

Janean said...

.........

I can't decide how to categorize my reaction: Am I amused, or am I going to have terrible nightmares for the rest of my life?

RottweilerTOM said...

That pretty much sums up my childhood.

choenbone said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! just the kind of psychotic thing i would expect from you. However, my only regret, is that i didn't find it first.

choenbone said...

oh and i can't wait for Piggy...
i know im sick, i need help. Wait no i don't i enjoy being sick.

Vikingwench said...

I posted it on my blog, too! If Johnny Cash can cover it, why not Kermit?

Chez said...

You blew dogs Tom? Jesus, you've got a better story than Augusten Burroughs.

sparksinner said...

Fucking brilliant. The drug scenes should mess with some heads (ha, just got to the blow job). I like Cash's video, but thought it was...overwrought is a good word for it.

I would have given Kermit bloodshot eyes, and I wouldn't mind seeing him wipe off after the blow job.

Thanks for putting this up.

TK said...

Well, my day just got a little bit awesomer.

Yes, I said awesomer.

Anonymous said...

Why am I NOT surprised that you'd post this. Jesus Chez....just promise me that once you and Jayne have a baby that SHE'S the primary caretaker, o.k?

No Daddy Daycare for YOU. You're just too twisted to save.

Caren

mrmook said...

K's downward spiral, in retrospect, was inevitable. Glad to see-and hear- that he still remains relevant.
And Chez- By "kids", youdid mean teenage girlfriends, right?

elizabells said...

What does it say about me that this is the first thing that made me laugh since my grandfather died on Friday? I think I just have to go with it.

Chez said...

Very sorry to hear that -- glad Kermit could help, um, I guess.

Manny said...

.....Words fail me. That was just the thing I needed to brighten up my day. After sitting through "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" with my girlfriend I needed something......subversive. Good to know I can always come here to lose a piece of my soul.

I guess words didn't fail me. Good ol' words.

Let me know when you come across a video of Smurfette being raped by Gargamel.