Monday, March 12, 2007

Don't Call it a Comeback


Yeah, yeah, yeah. Due to circumstances beyond my control, it's been unusually quiet here at Malcontent Central.

Look for new material later today -- provided I don't decide that a bottle of Dewars, a half-eaten bag of stale Funyuns and a pay-per-view movie is a better idea.

9 comments:

Jayne said...

Don't touch my bottle of Dewers.

kali said...

The devouring of Funyuns is an acceptable excuse.

Jayne said...

sorry, honey. I meant to say 'Don't touch my bottle of Dewars.' :)

Chez said...

Funyuns rule.

Although they're not actually as good as Bugles. I'm not above admitting that when Bugles finally turned up in the snack machine at my office, I purposely bought up all of them and hoarded the bags in my desk drawer. I figured it would accomplish the two-fold goal of A) keeping me in Bugles for months should the addition have been nothing more than a temporary fluke, and B) confusing the hell out of anyone tasked with cleaning out my desk should I suddenly be fired for, oh say, complaining about the pathetic state of television news via various internet sites and magazines.

Manny said...

Bugles, hmm? I'll see your Bubles and raise you a bag of Chex Sweet 'N Salty Honey Nut.

Also, a combo my girlfriend and I stumbled upon one night while sitting around the Hooka:

Beer and Hershey's chocolate.....wow! Throw in a box of Franzia, and it's a party bitches!!!

Manny said...

You know how I know that Jesus doesn't answer your prayers?

Ann Coulter hasn't been hideously mauled by a pack of rabid squirrels.

Chez said...

A couple more comments came through and I accidentally deleted them -- very sorry to those who wrote in.

Nancy said...

Yeah yeah yeah but where the hell ARE you?

weebl said...

mmmmmmmm funyuns....almost as good as pie. when come back bring pie. wanker.