Monday, February 12, 2007

Beware of Greeks Bearing Undercooked Chicken

The weather in South Florida was fantastic, and of course the fact that Anna Nicole Smith took her final obnoxious breath about ten minutes from where I was staying was an added bonus.

Unfortunately, a visit made by my wife and I to a Greek food festival on Saturday ended with the two of us feverishly projectile vomiting and groaning in agony for most of the night and well into the following morning through yesterday afternoon. I'm still feeling pretty awful, which just goes to show that the Greeks apparently have a more potent weapon even than the Kraken...

Appetizers.

I may need an extra day.

8 comments:

schwa242 said...

The weather in South Florida was fantastic, and of course the fact that Anna Nicole Smith took her final obnoxious breath about ten minutes from where I was staying was an added bonus.

Unfortunately, a visit made by my wife and I to a Greek food festival on Saturday ended with the two of us feverishly projectile vomiting and groaning in agony for most of the night and well into the following morning through yesterday afternoon.


Am I the only one seeing a connection here with your food poisoning and Anna Nicole Smith's mysterious and untimely death? THIS RESTAURANT MUST BE INVESTIGATED NOW!!!

RottweilerTOM said...

Three Questions my friend. 1) Do you have Money; 2) are you gay; and, 3) was HOWARD K STERN anywhere near you??

BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY said...

EMILE LEOPOLD LOCQUE

Liz said...

You forgot Greek fire, which I'm sure you think is running through your bowels. Teehee, urm, I mean, I hope you get to feeling better.

A Bowl Of Stupid said...

That really sucks, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it didn't ruin the rest of your trip too much, and I hope you guys are feeling better.

And if y'all ever feel like owning a Greek restaurant, you know where to find me. I'll sue them faster than you can say Shwarma.

It really was great seeing you and Jayne. Come back down again soon.

Janean said...

Food poisoning is bad enough under any circumstances, but I can't imagine how much more miserable it must be when you've run away to Florida to enjoy yourself.

TK said...

I sympathize, but that's what you get for abandoning the rest of us to our cold-weather fates.

Seriously, get well.

rasaustin said...

Lessee... Food Festivals, Disneyland, the Assumption of Anna, South Beach.

Sounds like the Four Horseman have arrived.