I second Rasaustin. When you shovel 5 feet of snow when the temperature is -15, you let me know. God damn lake effect. I swear, you people from NYC are like... uh... what's a candy that's hard on the outside and oozy in the middle? Cadbury Cream Eggs? I'm too damn cold and tired to think of one. But yeah, y'all are them.
I'll take the -3 wind chill, i just looked at the thermometer outside my window and it reads 4 degrees, NOT counting the wind chill. Unfortunatly, i have no snow to speak of :(
Man, it must suck being you all. I just looked at the thermometer outside my window and it reads 72 degrees, NOT counting the humidity. I even took the Jeep without a top today. I did have to shovel 5 feet of old people today though.
You left just in time! NY got a ton of snow! Chicago usually does but - knock on wood, now it's just -10 F wind chill. We got snow a few days ago, and people are dying left & right. I've just put up a blog about cold weather survival...you might need it when you return! Have a fun time and think of us poor saps suffering here.
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I second Rasaustin. When you shovel 5 feet of snow when the temperature is -15, you let me know. God damn lake effect. I swear, you people from NYC are like... uh... what's a candy that's hard on the outside and oozy in the middle? Cadbury Cream Eggs? I'm too damn cold and tired to think of one. But yeah, y'all are them.
during sweeps?
Lucky bastard. Do me a favor and think of me freezing my ass off while you are nice and toasty.
I'll take the -3 wind chill, i just looked at the thermometer outside my window and it reads 4 degrees, NOT counting the wind chill. Unfortunatly, i have no snow to speak of :(
Haha LA is warm. I'm wearing sandals.
Suckers.
Man, it must suck being you all. I just looked at the thermometer outside my window and it reads 72 degrees, NOT counting the humidity. I even took the Jeep without a top today. I did have to shovel 5 feet of old people today though.
Brrrrr.....
http://www.weather.com/outlook/travel/businesstraveler/local/92130?from=recentsearch
choenbone, what frozen hell do you live in?
Hah. I'm starting a rumor that you've gone down to cover the Anna Nicole brouhahah. Take THAT!
You left just in time! NY got a ton of snow! Chicago usually does but - knock on wood, now it's just -10 F wind chill. We got snow a few days ago, and people are dying left & right. I've just put up a blog about cold weather survival...you might need it when you return! Have a fun time and think of us poor saps suffering here.
its monday!
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