Friday, January 19, 2007

We Now Return You to Your Regularly Scheduled Programming...


The usual nonsense to resume shortly.

3 comments:

BENJAMIN VOTAR said...

Damn.

I was rather looking forward to an even more detailed hypothetical exploration of my on-going imaginary fantasies of date-raping Paula Abdul.

Ah well....

I'll have to turn my attention elsewhere. Let's see, do I know any other drunken pill addicts?

Samuel said...

"Let's see, do I know any other drunken pill addicts?"
You sure do, but you may not like the answer. The addict's name is... Rush.

BENJAMIN VOTAR said...

Ahhh...

I will forgive you your unfmiliarity with the hidden reference, meant for a select gnostic few. Trust me, it ain't Rush...

I do indeed know, personally and intimately, other available drunken pill addicts. But if you've ever date-raped a drunken pill addict, you would agree that the Herculean task of managing the accompanying baggage can be quite overwhelming, without a level of discipline equal to the task.

Getting "some," even from an unconscious sack of flesh soaked in vodka and pain killers, is still a powerful and tempting incentive nonetheless. The little devil on the left shoulder always seems to win.