Thursday, January 18, 2007

The Official Blog of Paula Abdul: Day 2

Uh...

*BURP*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

BENJAMIN VOTAR said...

Paaaauuuula.....

Here little kitty....looky what I got for you!

That's right!

[shake...shake...shake]

Little Happy Pills!!!!

MMmmmmm

Yummy.

Pills are good! Pills are yummmmyyyyyy....

Come on...come on.. this way...follow me....that's right....

that's a good little Paula...there you go....right in there....yes, go ahead, get comfortable....

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no, no, sweety...leave those little strappy shoes on, they're sexy....

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Need some help?

no...

NO...Paula? NO!!

Don't throw the shoes...Paula!..PAULA!!!

[CRASH]

Now look what you did?

Paula?

Paula...

...you awake?

Hmmmm....

Let's just get your other leg up there on the futon....there we go...

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Just let Votar help you out of that dress the rest of the way...

There we go...

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You just sleep tight now...

Just a little backrub, that's all.

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Perfect.

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BlakJak said...

New reader, longtime loather. C'mon Paula baybee we can make this work!

Where are the drunk women at?!!

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