Hmmm... I uh... I, just... mmmm... the singers... you, uh.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm so uh, schulgmpsaaa.... SIMON!!!
Ummmm... mffffthppsssss... I just think, thhhhat, theeey're, they're just thounding sooooo...
Uuuhhhh...
The prutulffffffffff...
Isabuftlbnmmmmmmmmmm...
No, reaaally, it'zzz just that... uuuh... the show thissss... I mean... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Fffff... fffff... fffff... fffff... fffff... fffff... fffff... fffff...
NO... RANDY!!! HAHAHA!!!
Nooo, but... no, I'm zzzerious... reeeeeally. I... I'm zzzzzzzzeeeerious... HAHA!!!
Chhh... chhh... chhh... chhh...
Um, uh it's ummm... piitchy? Um... yeah. You'rrre grreat. No, I mean... Uh... they're grreat... like uh... whatsisname... uh... tiger? uhhhh.... Tony the Tiger? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Can, uh.. no zzzzeriously... Can, uh... zzombodyy, uh... in my trailer... there's uh... get me zzome more, uh... Coca-Cola. uh, yeah... Coca-cola. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
No, no, no, noooo. I... I'm ookay. Really. No really. Uh... what? Uh, zzound problem. sound problem. That's it.
Uh... yeah.
You jjjust watch... tonight. Yeah.
All... uh... aaaaallllll better.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
The Official Blog of Paula Abdul: Day 1
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To quote Brian Cox: "You're a sick motherfucker, Chez."
But fuckin' funny.
Ahhhhahhahahahaha!
Whaaaat??? What are you... uh... laughing... BWAHAHAA!!!
Putcha hands togetha!!!
Give it up for Randy Watson and SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!!!
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE BABYYYYYYY!!!!
HAHAHA!!!
Uh... mmm... uh, chocolate... mmm.
Chocolate, uh, martinis... mmm.
HOLY SHIT MAN, YOU ARE SERIOUSLY HUNG UP ON THIS WOMAN WHOM EVERYBODY KNOWS IS BATSHIT CRAZY, AND WILL PROBABALLY SLEEP WITH EVERY CONTESTANT ON IDOL! ok im done shouting now. you sick sick man....i couldn't be laughing harder.
Paula. PAUL-AA! Love yo' new blog, honey.
But where you been, biatch? An' why don't you never call me no more? We was tight, TIIIIGHT! Then y'all got all famous an' shiat.
So yo, whassup, can ya spare a cat a few bucks?
This makes me want to shoot someone in the face with happiness. Love it.
Mmmm... awww... uh, don't... uh, shoot zzzomebody, cuz... ummm.. AHAHA... WHEEEEEEE!!!
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