Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Burning Bridges

MALIBU, California (AP) -- At least five expensive homes have been destroyed as a result of a large and fast-moving brush fire, which spread last night shortly after sundown. Investigators now believe the fire initially started in Bluffs Park, which sits directly in the middle of this community of mega-celebrities and pricey beachfront property. Although fire officials can't say for sure who or what may have sparked the inferno, some long-time Malibu residents have their theories. One in particular, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told reporters, "I think we know who did this. It's the same people who've started all the fires throughout history: the fucking Jews."

4 comments:

Matt said...

You'd think I'd know better, but that punchline took me completely by surprise. Nice.

Schwa Love said...

I'm guessing the byline is Peggy Sugartits.

TK said...

Fires... burning... Jews... Ouch.

See, this is why I can't live in Florida. I prefer my racism to be quiet and subtle, like in Boston. Not overt and obvious, like in Miami.

Marsha Brofka-Berends said...

Funny I should read this after hearing this morning that Mel Gibson lives in that same neighborhood. Hmmm...