Friday, December 08, 2006

"I Love to Laugh"*

My wife tells me that most of what I've written lately has been on the heavier side, and as usual she's right. Unfortunately, being that it's a soul-chilling three degrees outside and my instinct to hibernate has kicked in, I'm going to take the easy way out and just post somebody else's excellent work.

First up, the only way to truly enjoy what is an otherwise worthless videogame...



And, well, this one's for the troops...



*Should you ever, at any point in your life, decide to try your hand at internet dating and come across a person -- male or female -- who lists this dubious personality trait as one of his or her most attractive qualities, please understand that from that point forward it's your sole responsibility to humanity to kill that person and dump his or her body in a river somewhere.

4 comments:

chobenbone said...

can i really make a roller coaster like that? only add a ring of fire at the end of it so the cannibals can have a hot meal?

VOTAR said...

That cartoon was so awesome since i have a serious subwoofer connected to my pc speakers and it rattled my window and i'm really drunk right now cuz i was just out drinking and collecting cellphone numbers from college girls

seriously that was intense but that little whore francine gave me a bogus number on that napkin so i'm going back to that bar next week to hunt her down but she's cute so i'll use her first then hurt her somehow

Chez said...

Remember to wear the blue button-down shirt for your perp walk.

It really brings out your eyes and it'll look great on camera.

VOTAR said...

So, that's what I wrote last night.

Hhmm.

Kids, Vodka is bad, m'kay?