Tuesday, December 12, 2006

"Are You Ready for That? Checking Into a Las Vegas Hotel Room Under a Phony Name with Intent to Commit Fraud on a Head Full of Acid? I Sure Hope So."

So, by this time tomorrow I'll probably be lying face-up in the middle of a casino somewhere in Vegas wondering what happened to the floor (I knew it was there a minute ago).

I'll be taking my laptop with me.

This should be interesting to say the least.


christy said...

Full of acid?

VOTAR said...

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Schwa said...

I think my favorite thing about Vegas is how many pawnshops have wheelchairs in them. Now that's a gamer!

Have plenty o' fun, but don't lose your wheelchair.