Out to Pastor

I don't even know where to begin with the fact that the Reverend Ted Haggard -- mega-church leader, President of the National Association of Evangelicals, fire-and-brimstone indoctrinator of children at Jesus Camp, and personal friend to President Bush -- is now accused of carrying on a three-year affair with a gay male escort which included the regular use of methamphetamine.

Or that Haggard has, at the very least, admitted to hiring the escort for a massage and indeed buying meth from him.

So I won't.

All I can say is this:

Maybe there is a God after all -- and as it turns out, he is, in fact, infinitely just.