Thursday, November 02, 2006

African Amber Alert

So, despite the deafening cries of millions who believe that Kabbalah strings, photo-ops and the desperate needs of an irrelevant, self-obsessed hag constitute a far more damaging environment in which to raise a child than an impoverished Malawian village, Madonna says that she won't rule out returning to Africa to adopt another child.

You know Madge, it'd be so much easier to just do what your kind has done for centuries: build a gingerbread house in the woods and let them come to you.

1 comment:

Nancy, Near Philadelphia said...

Preach it, Brother!