So Foley now says that he was molested by a priest.
That's it kids; as of this moment, we're in uncharted territory.
I have a feeling we may soon be hearing about UFO abduction and sexual slavery at the hands of rogue Scientologists (technically one and the same).
But as his lawyer says, it's all part of Foley's "recovery." Yes, that's it -- holding a news conference one day into rehab to publicly blame anything and everything other than yourself is always the first step toward getting better.
Redemption, here he comes.
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm fucking speechless.