Friday, September 15, 2006
A Message from Blogger
PLEASE BE ADVISED
It has come to our attention that the person hosting this site is not in fact who he claims to be. An investigation by our internal auditors has determined that the personal profile of "Chez" is in fact false, and his entire online identity is nothing more than an elaborate hoax.
For four months, "Chez" claimed to be a New York resident employed as a television news producer. He also purported to be married to a woman named Jayne, and often asserted his intention of becoming a writer -- expounding at length about a supposed sordid past which included drug use, several failed relationships and the recent removal of a brain tumor.
In reality none of this is true.
In truth, "Chez" is a post-op transexual who writes and directs independent films under the name "Craig Baldwin." He is responsible for the 1992 film Tribulation 99, which purported to expose the truth behind dozens of popular conspiracy theories. The film was a mixture of fact and fiction, though due to the rapid-fire editing and bizarre narration, it was almost impossible to tell which was which.
Before his operation, our investigators say he was a single, 38-year-old woman who enjoyed cosmopolitans and worked for a short time at the E! television network.
Supposedly "Chez" chose his false online persona after reading Bret Easton Ellis's Lunar Park, a novel whose main character is named "Bret Easton Ellis" -- a writer haunted by his past indiscretions who is married to a beautiful woman named Jayne.
Blogger regrets this deception, and suggests that rather than patronize this particular site -- you instead visit one of our other fine Blogger sites, such as this one.