Friday, September 15, 2006

A Message from Blogger


PLEASE BE ADVISED

It has come to our attention that the person hosting this site is not in fact who he claims to be. An investigation by our internal auditors has determined that the personal profile of "Chez" is in fact false, and his entire online identity is nothing more than an elaborate hoax.

For four months, "Chez" claimed to be a New York resident employed as a television news producer. He also purported to be married to a woman named Jayne, and often asserted his intention of becoming a writer -- expounding at length about a supposed sordid past which included drug use, several failed relationships and the recent removal of a brain tumor.

In reality none of this is true.

In truth, "Chez" is a post-op transexual who writes and directs independent films under the name "Craig Baldwin." He is responsible for the 1992 film Tribulation 99, which purported to expose the truth behind dozens of popular conspiracy theories. The film was a mixture of fact and fiction, though due to the rapid-fire editing and bizarre narration, it was almost impossible to tell which was which.

Before his operation, our investigators say he was a single, 38-year-old woman who enjoyed cosmopolitans and worked for a short time at the E! television network.

Supposedly "Chez" chose his false online persona after reading Bret Easton Ellis's Lunar Park, a novel whose main character is named "Bret Easton Ellis" -- a writer haunted by his past indiscretions who is married to a beautiful woman named Jayne.

Blogger regrets this deception, and suggests that rather than patronize this particular site -- you instead visit one of our other fine Blogger sites, such as this one.

Thank you.

8 comments:

choenbone said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW IT!

famous mortimer (?) said...

damnit!

if Chez is not who he/she/it claims to be, then who the hell has been making my posts?

cruella dahling said...

damn, now I am REALLY confused!!

Liz said...

So all that stuff you told me about how you saved the world from oompla-loompas was a lie? I feel so dirty.

VOTAR said...

The contents of my next blog comment will be a lie.

VOTAR said...

The contents of my previous blog comment entry were a lie.

RottweilerTOM said...

Transsexual..???? I knew there was a reason John T. was attracted to this blog site

Stevie said...

I'll have whatever he's on...