Troubled British rocker Pete Doherty has constructed a time machine and transported himself back to the birth of Christ.
There he reportedly stuffed crystal meth into the Virgin Mary's mouth and urinated on the Baby Jesus, while calling the Three Wise Men, "fucking pricks."
Thursday, August 31, 2006
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Not replying to this post in particular, I just wanted to leave a general "I love your stuff, man" comment.
Seriously... I look forward to your posts, although that could be in part because I agree with your POV on just about everything. So perhaps it's simply some form of self-love? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) No, no, it's because your expressions of amusement, anger, and bafflement about the world in general are articulate and dead on. Good stuff. Really good stuff. Thank you.
Wow, thank you so much for the compliment. Truly appreciated.
I'm the one who actually urinated on Baby Jesus and let me tell you, peeing standing up is not as easy as it looks. Pete also dry humped Joseph's leg and tried to snort the myrrh.
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