You know, I was just thinking, what does it say about us as movie-goers, or about Sam Jackson specifically, that he can be in a movie that stupid, with dialog that bad, and he's still SO FUCKING COOL?
Imagine the alternatives:
Stallone: "Yo, uh [untintelligble mumble] there's uh, a snake or something."
Schwarzeneggar: "BELIEVE ME NOW, DER ARRRE SNAKES ON DER AEROPLANE YAH!! TO HELL MIT YOOO"
Willis: "Yippie kayee, motherfucker, these snakes had to have been put on this plane by Hans Gruber's other kid brother, Sven..." (Because, really, what has the Die Hard franchise got left?)
i've alerted the authorities. they'll have the snake-sniffing dogs waiting for you at the gate, as well as the large butch man-hating woman with the rubber glove. also, Mr. L-Jackson has reserved the seat next to you, but you won't make the flight because of an earthworm i slipped into the sole of one of your shoes.
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9 comments:
your conscience will probably step in before you even try!
where ya goin'?
I have fans? For God's sake, they let you guys have internet access at the "Hospital?"
My wife and I are taking a much-needed few days far away from New York City.
: )
http://pics.livejournal.com/dantheserene/pic/00010z7y/s640x480
Schwa...you get +1000 bonus points. That's just hysterical.
Yep -- that's just fucking hilarious Schwa.
You know, I was just thinking, what does it say about us as movie-goers, or about Sam Jackson specifically, that he can be in a movie that stupid, with dialog that bad, and he's still SO FUCKING COOL?
Imagine the alternatives:
Stallone: "Yo, uh [untintelligble mumble] there's uh, a snake or something."
Schwarzeneggar: "BELIEVE ME NOW, DER ARRRE SNAKES ON DER AEROPLANE YAH!! TO HELL MIT YOOO"
Willis: "Yippie kayee, motherfucker, these snakes had to have been put on this plane by Hans Gruber's other kid brother, Sven..." (Because, really, what has the Die Hard franchise got left?)
i've alerted the authorities. they'll have the snake-sniffing dogs waiting for you at the gate, as well as the large butch man-hating woman with the rubber glove. also, Mr. L-Jackson has reserved the seat next to you, but you won't make the flight because of an earthworm i slipped into the sole of one of your shoes.
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/toap....tis better then snakes
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